Warning to all women: Don't let this happen to you!!!
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful
and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi
Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee. So they decided to
stop in a nearby cemetery. Having nothing to wipe with, one of them thought she would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did
not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other
husband and said, "These girl's nights out have got to stop. I'm starting to
suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!"
"That's nothing", said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck
between her butt cheeks that said: "From all of us at The Fire Station. We'll
never forget you."
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