never argue with a woman

NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN 

 
 
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides 
to take a nap. 
 
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. 
 
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 
 
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. 
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. 
What are you doing?" 
 
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, Isn't that obvious?) 
 
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. 
 
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." 
 
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any 
moment. 
 
"I'll have to take you in and write you up." 
 
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the 
woman. 
 
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. 
 
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. 
 
For all I know you could start at any moment." 
 
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left. 
 
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.