Connoisseur: My buddy Reggie, he smelled so bad, I said "What connoisseur did you crawl out from?"
Approaches: When we lived in the slums we used to pick approaches up off the table
Actual: There's and old expression that says "If you actual, you'll receive."
Foreclose: If I don't pay my alimony this month, I'll have more money foreclose.
Candidate: I saw my buddy Melvin the other day and asked him, "Melvin, candidate your sister?"
July: After the trial, my mamma asked me, "Did you tell the truth or July?"
Clothesline: When I came home late again, I found my clothesline on the porch.
Catacomb: When we saw Don King on TV the other night, my wife said "Somebody ought to give that catacomb."
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