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| Sunday, November 30, 2008

 Special Sandals
 
 A married couple walked in to a sandal shop. The Jamaican said to them,
 'I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey
 make you wild at sex.' Well, the wife was really interested in buying
 the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really
 didn't need them, being the sex god he was. The husband asked the man,
 'How could sandals make you into a sex freak?' The Jamaican replied,
 'Just try dem on, Man.'
 
 So, the husband, after some badgering from his
 wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them
 onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife
 hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed
 the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table,yanked down his pants,
 ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaic an's
 hips. The Jamaican then began screaming,
 'You got dem on the wrong feet!
 

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