The Trucker and The Blonde

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of  headlights and a pair of running boards."


*The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the  cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a
pair of headlights  and a pair of running Boards." *What does he think this place is, an  auto parts store?"*

 

*"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean  three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running  boards are 2 slices of * *crisp bacon.*

 *"Oh, OK!" said the blonde.  She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and  gave it to the customer. *

 *The trucker asked, "What are the beans for  Blondie?
*

 I LOVE THIS ONE.......... 

 

She replied , "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights  and running boards, you might as well gas up!*

*FOR ONCE THE BLONDE  GETS EVEN!!!!!*